Don't pay it !!!!

[finolover]

Don't pay the ransom guys, i've excaped

i feel like being sociable again :D

not all humanoids are duckweeds...just the ones within my reach...i iz formilaytin a theory an workin on a bioflavinoid weapon of masked destruction to take kare of the little pesky buggers :shock:
more later...right now i'm off to da laboratorie, er da lavatory to concoct
some s/2 ...stink bomb.....more later......

good mornin to ya !!! :worthless

[CarolU]

Welcome Back Earl...we've missed our Sleepy Holler friend.

[Pasogirlz]

Uh oh....My boyfriends back and I'm gonna be in trouble.... :shock: ;-)

Good to have you back Earlito. :hug

[finolover]

Uh oh....My boyfriends back and I'm gonna be in trouble....

don't tell me your married.......ifn ya do..i"ll shoot my big toes off , pour ashes all over my body and crawl back into my cave :(

[Pasogirlz]

Uh oh....My boyfriends back and I'm gonna be in trouble....

don't tell me your married.......ifn ya do..i"ll shoot my big toes off , pour ashes all over my body and crawl back into my cave :(

NEVER darling. ;-) Don't you worry yourself about that.

[Barbwire]

Welcome back, Earlito! http://www.foxes2.be/smilies/415.gif

[Terry Wallace]

NEVER darling. Don't you worry yourself about that.


hehehe...on account of she "ain't" gonna TELL you!!! :razz:

[Pasogirlz]

NEVER darling. Don't you worry yourself about that.


hehehe...on account of she "ain't" gonna TELL you!!! :razz:

:hitting
Now Terry, don't be putting fool ideas in Earlitos head. ;-)

[Barbwire]

Earl, no, she didn't get married, it's MUCH worse than that......She got breast reduction surgery! http://www.jammerbabe.com/flotilla/images/smiles/yikes.gif

*listens intently for the sound of Earlito hitting the ground*

[finolover]

boob reduction.........waaaaaaaatttttttttttt......

well send me the leftovers.....any moren a mouth full iz a waste :jawdrop :rofl

[Pasomom]

Good greif! Welcome Back Earl! You've been on a long sabatical! Glad to see you back.

[Barbwire]

Sorry Earl, but Candice already stole the leftovers. :bad bannana

[ErinC]

WELCOME!
I sure have missed you!
I still have my poems on my wall at work!
:hug

[motorgypsy]

Welcome back Earl - we MISSED YOU!!!

[dana]

:bad bannana
Well, Earl! you little devil you! about time you popped in to say hi!

no new poems?

[Carol Nelson]

Hey, Earl...welcome back...what's your horse situation like at the moment??? :smile:

[Terri]

Hey Earl, Welcome back, we missed you!!!!

[Minouri]

welcome back!

[Moniece Dickerson]

GREAT to have you back Earl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[finolover]

i missed you all too !!!!!

i got , one lead rope , two halters......and Ultimo is still with me...and
i think i'm gonna keep him.....i hate to admit just what my problem really was...shame on me..........it seems i got to thinking about the difference
in what i was doing..

well, when i test rode all my horses i was riding someone elses saddles...and things went fine, when anyone would ride my horses, they always brought their own saddles...and things went fine, put my saddle on and things always went RODEO..duh do ya think it could have been the SADDLE HUH ????

[CarolU]

Great BFO (Brilliant Flash of the Obvious!). I'm sure Ultimo is SOOOO glad you figured it out. They DO talk to us, IF we're smart enough to listen.

Good job!

[finolover]

igave up trying to ride months ago....
then a couple weeks back the kid from down the road dropped over to ask if he could ride Mo..i said be my guest, but you won't get out of the yard..three hours later he brought Mo back..sayin i had a VERY special horse, smooth , bold, and fearless, he said MO could walk faster than his Quarter horse can trot.......
that's when i decided to sell all my tack and start over, but i still think these trainers around here( the ones i deal with) are egotistical, jerk faced nerds :roll:

[lalecl]

WELCOME BACK Earl We sure have missed you even though I never got a poem ;-)

[Brigitte]

Welcome back ;-)

[Barbwire]

.. i still think these trainers around here( the ones i deal with) are egotistical, jerk faced nerds :roll:

Well, isn't that the very definition of trainer? *ducks and runs*

[Pasogirlz]

.. i still think these trainers around here( the ones i deal with) are egotistical, jerk faced nerds :roll:

Well, isn't that the very definition of trainer? *ducks and runs*

I was just about to say that. :lol: ;-)
Trust me, even the best ones can be a pain in the hiney sometimes. :twisted:

[finolover]

the only pressure i'm under now is to keep hay for the hay burner :)

my past trainers are just that "Past", what was wasted was my personal concern for them...i thought they walked on water, i held them up above normal humans. heck i wrote poetry for them and their families :( !

i bragged on and promoted them every chance i got, but it's hard to lie down at night with a knife handle stickin out of your back , i'll not name names, but if you want to know WHO to stay away from here in south east Missouri, and exactly why...e-mail or P.M.

now back to Lori's reduction thingy.........tell me it ain't so..please please tell me it ain't so........and prove it :shock:

[Candice Burger]

I was just about to say that.
Trust me, even the best ones can be a pain in the hiney sometimes.


This has nothing to do with purple tack and the use of a blue checkered thing does it? :roll:

[Edurne]

no reductions spotted in Asheville.....but you better start writing more of dem poems...... this is the competition.
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/Edurne_2006/IMG_1165_1.jpg

[finolover]

i guess i'll have to refresh her memory......

As master of the universe
what great things that I would do
corral the stars of heaven
and give them all to you

your every wish be my command
your merest whims, my duty to deliver
your feet would touch only golden sand
your tears I’d turn to silver

I’d make the moon your footstool
the earth would be your throne
the milky way would light your path
the heavens be your home

you’d lye only on the whitest clouds
the bluest sky below
like on a magic carpet ride
the winds to take you, only where you want to go

as master of the universe
I’d never ever be the slightest bored
if this master of the universe
was slave to Lori Ford

with love
Earlito

[Pasogirlz]

**swoon**
Watch out Calibutt....Mr. Romance is back. ;-)

[dana]

And Earl has NOT lost his touch! :shock: