appyday
07-25-2007, 12:01 AM
>Aging Aunt Mildred
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>Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
>over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill
>herself and join him in death.
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>Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
>his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
>since it was badly broken in the first place.
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>Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
>someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where
>the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just
>below your left breast".
> Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
>gunshot wound to her knee.
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>Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
>over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill
>herself and join him in death.
>
>
>
>
>Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
>his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart,
>since it was badly broken in the first place.
>
>
>
>Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
>someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where
>the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just
>below your left breast".
> Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
>gunshot wound to her knee.