Hey Mellifluous

[Cindy]

If I am not going to be able to read the MOD forum, please remove it from my screen. Thanks.

[Mellifluous]

If I am not going to be able to read the MOD forum, please remove it from my screen. Thanks.

Hmmmm, I do not know if that is in my power. I will try - if not, I will have to resort to asking a higher power for assistance in the matter.

[Cindy]

I don't think that is an option. You ARE the higher power. :twisted:

[Mellifluous]

I don't think that is an option. You ARE the higher power. :twisted:

True, but there are some powers that are too big for honorary mods. You know, stuff that could potentially screw up the board as a whole. Like I said, I will try.

*using the force to fix Cindy's problem*

BTW - Let me get this straight, you can see the mod forum but can't read it? Too bad, it is pretty glamorous in there.

[pnalley]

Cindy,
All of us that can see the other restricted areas can see the header, but we can't look inside. This is just the new mod's personal space. It can't be removed until that section goes away with the new Mods.

[Cindy]

Paula, I cannot see tha other restricted areas such as the weight watchers thing or whatever that is called and the old MOD forum. But I can see the new MOD forum as it is the old forum leaders forum.

[Pasogirlz]

sigh. ok...I'll fix it. ;-)

[Cindy]

sigh. ok...I'll fix it.


WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE GONE!!!!! Cheater!

[Pasogirlz]

I came for the pop corn. :Jerry

Mom brought the wine. 8-)

[Mellifluous]

I have watermelon.

[Carol Nelson]

I came for the pop corn.

Mom brought the wine.

I can just see them sittin' there eatin' popcorn and drinkin' wine and laughin' their heads off... :lol:

[Cindy]

Well, I have my own popcorn and wine. And maybe pie later. But I think they are cheating and I am not afraid to say it. If they want to give the site over to a temporary admin, they should do so. It's like turning a horse out in the pasture. If you keep the halter on and hold on to the lead line it's not quite the same, is it? :twisted:

[Pasogirlz]

I came for the pop corn.

Mom brought the wine.

I can just see them sittin' there eatin' popcorn and drinkin' wine and laughin' their heads off... :lol:

How did you know? :shock: :lmao


This is the most entertainment we've had on the bb in 2 years. :rofl

Mel, I changed the permissions on the group. I'll reset the Mods so they can see it in a moment.

[Pasomom]

Cindy, We're just here as regular "joes" Wouldn't dream of interfering! ;-) No leadline in my hands!

[Cindy]

If you say so. :twisted:

[ErinC]

I have the Cheese and Crackers....

[Cindy]

I love cheese and crackers. They go so well with the wine.

[Heidi]

Cindy, We're just here as regular "joes" Wouldn't dream of interfering! ;-) No leadline in my hands!
Psst! Cindy! Check her other hand for a whip...

[Pasogirlz]

Well, I have my own popcorn and wine. And maybe pie later. But I think they are cheating and I am not afraid to say it. If they want to give the site over to a temporary admin, they should do so. It's like turning a horse out in the pasture. If you keep the halter on and hold on to the lead line it's not quite the same, is it? :twisted:

Don't you ever enjoy just watching the herd buck and fart while you stand aside and watch. ;-)

moderator note: the word "fart" is in a context with horses. That is OK because horses do indeed fart.

[ErinC]

o no,,, did you hear, or smell my fart :oops:

moderator note: This is not appropriate use of the word fart since we all know that ladies not not fart. We pass rose scented gas.

[Pasogirlz]

o no,,, did you hear, or smell my fart :oops:

The important part is that I laughed about it. :lol:

[Cindy]

Don't you ever enjoy just watching the herd buck and fart while you stand aside and watch.
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Of course. But I do that from the porch. Not from in the pasture. :twisted:

[Pasogirlz]

Don't you ever enjoy just watching the herd buck and fart while you stand aside and watch.
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Of course. But I do that from the porch. Not from in the pasture. :twisted:

I can stand at the fence. I need the fresh air. ;-)

Don't worry, I got better things to do tomorrow. :roll:

[Cindy]

That's what they all say.

[Pasogirlz]

Besides...who would have changed you to Mod status tonight if I wasn't here at the fence? ;-)

[Terri]

Are we allowed to say "fart"?
moderator note: Depends on the context and if the usage is correct.

[Cindy]

Oh yeah, good thing, huh. :roll: :duh :duh :duh

[Cindy]

Are we allowed to say "fart"?
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You aren't but Lori is.

[ErinC]

I said Fart!
so
does anyone see the cool stars out tonight???
o man , what a moon.... :shock:


take a minute to go look , its worth it!

moderator note: You certainly are feeling the fart, aren't you?

[Terri]

Oh Cindy, so now you are a mod and YOU get to decide who says "fart"

moderator note: Terri, you are abusing your fart privileges by over use. :razz:

[Pasogirlz]

It doesn't say anything about the word fart in the rules. :roll:

You gotta learn to be specific around here.

moderator note: This thread is getting stinkier by the minute. :puke


OK, here are my rules. I have done some of the things listed here before but will strive to follow my own rules from here on out. Notice that I already ditched my animated avatar. These are rules from another forum that I enjoy. I tweaked them a bit to fit better here.

Executive summary
•Don't be a jerk.
•Don't share user accounts or create sockpuppet accounts (another account for yourself).
•Don't spam, astroturf, troll, try to convert non-believers, or post illegal content.
•Don't make ad hominem attacks; flame ideas, not people.
•Avoid post padding and low-content posts.
•Avoid offensive and non-safe-for-work posts, images, links and user profile fields.
•Post your thread in the correct forum with a meaningful title.
•Don't steal bandwidth by hotlinking images from sites that don't allow it.
•Don't maliciously hack the board or the site.
•Respect copyright and intellectual property rights.

These rules are general guidelines and are very flexible, as is their enforcement and amendment. Please do not try to cleverly circumvent them. I am not going to spell out the rules in legalese or cover every possible interpretation or situation.


1 Users and accounts
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User profile details

1.1 Avatars and profile pictures:
• Avatar images must be non-animated, ≤80 pixels in any dimension, and ≤3 KB.

1.2 Signatures:
•Text signatures should be short; preferably four lines or less. Font size must be ≤3.
•Signature and userbar images are strongly discouraged. If a signature image is used, it must be tasteful, small, and not animated; one image only, ≤10,000 pixels total, ≤32 pixels vertical, ≤350 pixels horizontal.

Signatures are meant to make a statement without detracting from the discussion in the thread. If your signature is too long or distracting, staff may ask you to change it and/or change it for you.

1.3Profile details in general: Avatars, titles, locations and other profile details must not be misleading, offensive or inflammatory.



2 Posting
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2.1 Language

2.1.1 Posts should be intelligible, so moderators can read and understand them.

2.1.2 OMG mor rulz 4 u!!!1!: Posts should not include chatspeak, leetspeak, ALL CAPITAL LETTERS, all lowercase letters or StUdLycApS, except in a humorous context.

2.2 Thread titles
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2.3 Threads and interactivity
New threads should elicit member participation and discussion. New threads started with posts that are intended as one-way announcements are strongly discouraged outside of the General Chit Chat or the Sales forum.

2.4 On-topic posts and threads
Threads should be started in the forum most appropriate for the topic. Followup posts should remain somewhat on-topic.

2.5 Multiposting / crossposting
A new message or thread may be posted only once, in one forum. Crossposting in multiple threads or forums is not permitted.

2.6 Post padding / low content posts
Post padding, considered making a post with no real purpose or content, out of laziness or just to increase post count stats, is not permitted. Post padding includes, but isn't limited to:
•Counting, "roll call," "last poster wins", and "control-v"- type threads.
•A URL alone with little or no commentary.
•Double/consecutive posting in a thread to reflect one train of thought.
•Short followup messages that contribute nothing to a thread; e.g. "Me too", "O RLY?",

If you need to make an addition shortly after posting, edit the message instead of making a new post.

2.7 Bumping
Threads may only be bumped once, and only if they have no replies and are no longer visible on the first page of the forum.

2.9 Advertising and spam
For sale ads need to be listed in an appropriate manner in the Sales forum.

Otherwise, advertising is not permitted. This includes:
•Spam and general advertisements.
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•Black hat search engine optimization (SEO) techniques, including link spam, profile spam, and SEO contest keywords.
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Users posting inappropriate advertising will be banned.

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•Threads about sensitive topics may get heated. Users are free to express their views in a forceful manner, provided they remain composed, civil and respectful, even with topics they are passionate about.
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2.11 Single issue posters / one-trick ponies
The Forums are not intended to furnish people with a venue for single-mindedly promoting their personal agenda. Staff may ask users to limit or refrain from posting on a certain topic.

The intent of the rule isn't to stifle discussion and debate, but to keep people from derailing or hijacking threads by constantly posting about their pet topic.

2.12 Cranks
Users that consistently exhibit crank-like or kook-like behavior (posting about conspiracy and tinfoil hat theories, ludicrous beliefs, and so on) may be suspended or banned.

2.13 Bigotry and hate speech
Hate speech, race baiting, and demonstrations of bigotry are not permitted. This includes inflammatory comments directed at a particular race, nationality, ethnicity, religion, gender, and sexual orientation.

This rule are not intended to stifle sincere and civil discussion and debate of issues related to race, gender, religion, class, sexual orientation, subculture and so on.

2.14 Dissenting opinions
There are some people that register not to participate, but to disrupt civil discourse and promote a personal agenda. Posts phrased in a confrontational manner ("All paso fino trainers and owners are abusive crack heads and should be hung.”) are not permitted. Users with a history of making such posts, even on other message boards or Usenet, may be banned.

These rules are not intended to stifle sincere "devil's advocate" type discussions.

2.15 Trolling
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2.16 Profanity
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2.17 Sexual content
Explicit or pornographic text is not permitted. The veterinarian approach is okay, the Penthouse Letters approach is not.

2.18 Religion, proselytizing and witnessing
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2.19 Illegal activities
Material intended to clearly provide means, instructions, or guidelines for violating the laws of the United States or Canada is not permitted.

2.20 Message board invasions and e-mail campaigns
• Starting or encouraging a malicious message board invasion, or email or phone campaign, is not permitted.

2.21 Personal information
The privacy of other users must be respected. Personal information of another user (real name, employer, email address, etc.) cannot be revealed unless they made the information public. Content of -mail or private messages must not be revealed without consent of the sender.

2.22 Linky linky

2.22.1 NSFW sites: Direct links to potentially not-safe-for-work (NSFW) content is not permitted. The URL of the NSFW content with no hypertext link, or a link to a page that provides another link to the NSFW content, is permitted. A warning about any NSFW content is required.

2.22.2 Intrusive sites: Links to pages with sound and/or pop-up windows must include a courtesy warning.

2.22.3 Prohibited links: Links to the following types of Web sites are not permitted.
•Sites featuring primarily racist content, or operated by racist and hate organizations.
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3 Images
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We do not approve of bandwidth leeching and forcing other people to pay for bandwidth consumed by images in your post. Imageshack, Photobucket and other free services should be used instead of leeching.

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4 General behavio(u)r
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4.1 HaCk0rZiNg!!!!!1!!!one
Hacking, flooding, vandalizing, or otherwise screwing around with APF.com will not be tolerated. Malicious hackers will be banned, and reported to their Internet service provider and local law enforcement agency.

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4.5 Spam outside of posts
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4.6.1 Be friendly and inviting to new users of the Forums. Give them a reason to stay and become “top posters.”

4.6.2 Cliques are natural, but should not intimidate new users or make others feel like they're "on the outside looking in." Popularity contests and similar posts that may make some feel like "less of a APFer" than others are strongly discouraged.

[Cindy]

Oh Cindy, so now you are a mod and YOU get to decide who says "fart"
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Yep. Stinks don't it.

[Terri]

:rofl Good one Cindy

[Heidi]

Hoof Hearted?

Ice Melted.


...say them out loud...

[ErinC]

nice nice work Mel!
Friday nights always seem to get messy!

[Serendipity]

:shock: I'm Scared :shock:

I'll try to be nice and not argue with anyone 8-) :twisted:

[Jane Hurl]

What's the fun in THAT? *looks perplexed*

[motorgypsy]

Shall we all sing together "THEY ARE WATCHING US THEY ARE WATCHING US THEY ARE WATCHING US FROM A DISTANCE!!!"

The question is - from WHAT distance?????

[Heidi]

The question is - from WHAT distance?????
I'm sure it's close enough to fling a cow-patty-frisbee at our heads. :-?

[motorgypsy]

yup yup that too!! :razz: :razz:

[Pasogirlz]

The question is - from WHAT distance?????
I'm sure it's close enough to fling a cow-patty-frisbee at our heads. :-?

Would I do that? :lol:

[dana]

i was WAY too buzy this week-end. this thread was just a riot!

but i have NO idea how PintoBabe and Cousin Helen missed out too! ;-)