RollCall for MO friends!

[PASOFAN]

Well it is getting closer, I hope. For me to move to the Ozarks!

I am hoping to meet some of you finally who live in MO and Northern AR!

SO this is rollcall time! :biggrin:

So my paso friends who all lives in MO and AR?

Anyone ridden at Pine Creek? I think that is the name, East of Cassville, mo..

Or Devils BackBone? SOunds like trecherous riding there..lol

I am in the market to find someone to ride my green boy storm too. He has solid ground work, but not enough miles. I need help w/that. Want someone to go on trail rides w/me and ride him for me... Any ideas?

Hope to meet you all soon! I cant wait to leave MN, it has been -40 windchill several days in the past week, finally warming above Zero in a few days, it sucks...

[LeAnn]

I have friends with Pasos that live just about 30hr south of Rolla. I cant remember what park is just down the rode form them but will call them and find out. Im sure they would love to find some other paso folks to ride with.

PS if your are heading thru Springfield IL on your way donw why not take a brake and stop by and say hello.

[pasorider]

When we are up there, we are about 25 miles south of Rolla. I usually get there in the summer. We ride at Paddy Creek St Park. There are lots of places to ride in Mo. We go to the Cross country Trail Ride in Eminence, Mo. every year in August. This will be my 39th year of attending that ride. There are lots of week long rides in the area. A great way to meet lots of riding buddies.

[CarolU]

I hope that means you have a job offer!!! Congratulations!

Before you go though, you'd better take a course in how to speak Southern! Here is a short section from a book on it. Thought you could get a start on your accent (they'll call you a Yankee, you do there saying non-southern words!). ;)

Addled: Confused, disoriented, as in the case of Northern sociologists who try to make sense out of the South, "What's wrong with that Yankee? He acts right addled."

Afar: In a state of combustion. "Call the far department. That house is afar."

Ahr: What we breathe, also a unit of time made up of 60 minutes. "They should've been here about an ahr ago."

Ar: Possessive pronoun. "That's AR dawg, not yours."

Ary: Not any. "He hadn't got ary cent."

Awfullest: The worst. "That's the awfullest lie you evr told me in your life."

Bad-mouth: To disparage or derogate. "All these candidates have bad-mouthed each other so much I've about decided not to vote for any of 'em."

Baws: Your employer. "The baws may not always be right, but he's always the baws."

Best: Another baffling Southernism that is usually couched in the negative. "You best not speak to Bob about his car. He just had to spend $300 on it."

Braht: Dazzing. "Venus is a braht planet."

Bud: Small feathered crature that flies. "A robin sure is a pretty bud."

Cawse: Cause, usually preceded in the South by the adjective "lawst" (lost). "The War Between the States was a lawst cawse."

Cayut: A furry animal much beloved by little girls but detested by adults when it engages in mating rituals in the middle of the night. "Be sure to put the cayut out-side before you go to bed."

Chunk: To throw. "Chunk it there, Leroy. Ole Leroy sure can chunk 'at ball, can't he? Best pitcher we ever had."

Clone: A type of scent women put on themselves. "what's that clone you got on, honey?"

Contrary: Obstinate, perverse. "Jim's a fine boy, but she won't have nothin' to do with him. She's just contrary, is all Ah can figure."

Daints: A more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the sound of music. "You wanna go to the daints with me Saturday night, Bobbie Sue?"

Danjuh: Imminent peril. What John Paul Jones meant when he said, "Give me a fast ship, for I intend to put her in harm's way."

Deah: A term of endearment, except in the sense Rhett Butler used it when he said to Scarlett O'Hara, "Frankly, my deah, Ah don't give a damn."

Didn't go to: Did not intend to. "Don't whip Billy for knockin' his little sister down. He didn't go to do it."

Dollin: Another term of endearment. (darling) "Dollin, will you marry me?"

Dreckly: Soon. "He'll be along dreckly."

Effuts: Exertions. "Lee made great effuts to defeat Grant."

Everthang: All-encompassing. "everthang's all messed up."

Everhoo: Another baffling Southernism - a reverse contraction of whoever."Everhoo one of you kids wants to go to the movie better clean up their room."

Fahn: Excellent. "That sure is a fahn-lookin' woman."

Farn: Anything that is not domestic. "Ah don't drink no farn liquor, specially Rooshin vodka."

Fetchin': Attractive. "That's a mighty fetchin' woman. Think I'll ask her to daints."

Fixin' to: About to. "I'm fixin' to go to the store."

Foolin' around: Can mean not doing anything in particular or sex, usually of the extramarital variety. "Sue caught her husband foolin' around, so she divorced him."

Fummeer: A place other than one's present location. "Where do we go fummeer?"

Gawn: Departed. "Bo's not here. He's gawn out with somebody else."

Gone: Going to. "You boys just git out there and play football. We gone make mistakes, but they are, too."

Got a good notion: A statement of intent. "Ah got a good notion to cut a switch and whale the dickens out of that boy."

Grain of sense: An appraisal of intelligence, invariably expressed in negative terms. "That boy ain't got a grain of sense."

Gummut: A large institution operating out of Washington that consumes taxes at a fearful rate. "Bill's got it made. He's got a gummut job."

Hahr: That which grows on your head and requires cutting periodically. "You need a hahrcut."

Hod: Not soft, but meaning stubborn or willful when used to describe a Southern child's head. "That boy's so hod-headed it's pitiful."

Hot: A muscle that pumps blood through the body, but also regarded as the center of emotion. "That gull (girl) has just broke his hot."

Hush yo' mouth: An expression of pleased embarrassment, as when a Southern female is paid an extravagant compliment. "Honey, you're 'bout the sweetest, best-lookin' woman in Tennessee. Now hush yo' mouth, Jim Bob."

Ignert: Ignorant. "Ah've figgered out what's wrong with Congress. Most of 'em are just plain ignert."

Ill: Angry, testy. "What's wrong with Molly today? She's ill as a hornet."

Innerduce: To make one person acquainted with another. "Lemme innerduce you to my cousin. She's a little on the heavy side, but she's got a great personality."

Iont: I don't. "Iont know if Ah can eat another bobbycue (barbecue) or not."

Jack-leg: Self taught, especially in reference to automobile mechanics and clergy-men. "He's just a jack-leg preacher, but he sure knows how to put out the hellfire and brimstone."

Jewant: Do you want. "Jewant to go over to the Red Rooster and have a few beers?"

Ka-yun: A sealed cylinder containing food. "If that woman didn't have a kay-un opener, her family would starve to death."

Kerosene cat in hell with gasoline drawers on: A colorful Southern expression used as as evaluation of someone's ability to accomplish something. "He ain't got no more chance than a kerosene cat in hell with gasoline drawers on."

Kin: Related to. An Elizabethan expression, one of many which survived in the South. "Are you kin to him?" "Yeah, He's my brother."

Klect: To receive money to which one is entitled. "Ah don't think you'll ever klect that bill."

Laht: A source of illumination. "This room's too doc (dark). We need more laht in here."

Lar: One who tells untruths. "Not all fishermen are lars. It's just that a lot of lars fish."

Layin' up: Resting or meditating. Or as Southern women usually put it, loafing. "Cecil didn't go to work today 'cause of a chronic case of laziness. He's been layin' up in the house all day, drivin' me crazy."

Let alone: Much less. "He can't even hold a job and support himself, let alone support a family."

Let out: Dismissed. "What time does school let out?"

Lick and a promise: To do something in a hurried or perfunctory fashion. "We don't have time to clean this house so it's spotless. Just give it a lick and a promise."

Mahty raht: Correct. "You mahty raht about that, Awficer. Guess Ah WAS speedin' a little bit."

Make out: Yes, it means that in the South too, but it also means finish your meal. "You chirren (Children) hadn't had nearly enough to eat. Make out your supper."

Mind to: To have the intention of doing something. "Ah got a mind to quit my job and just loaf for a while."

Nawth: Any part of the country outside the South _Midwest, California or whatever.If it's not South, it's Nawth. "People from up Nawth sure do talk funny."

More in second post

[CarolU]

Nekkid: To be unclothed. "Did you see her in that movie? She was nekkid as a jaybird."

Nemmine: Never mind, but used in the sense of difference. "It don't make no nemmine to me."

Of a moanin: Of a morning, meaning in the morning. "My daddy always liked his coffee of a moanin."

Ownliest: The only one. "That's the ownliest one Ah've got left."

Parts: Buccaneers who sailed under the dreaded skull and crossbones. "See that third baseman? He just signed a big contrack with the Pittsburg Parts."

PEEcans: Northerners call them peCONNS for some obscure reason. "Honey, go out in the yard and pick up a passel of PEEcans. Ah'm gonna make us a pie."

Pert: Perky, full of energy. "You look mighty pert today."

Pick at: To pester and annoy. "Jimmy, Ah told you not to pick at your little sister."

Purtiest: The most pretty. "ain't she the purtiest thing you ever seen?"

Quar: An organized choral group, usually connected with a church or school. "Did you hear the news? The preacher left his wife and run off with the quar director."

Raffle: A long-barrelled firearm. "Dan'l Boone was a good shot with a raffle."

Rahtnaow: At once. "Linda Sue, Ah want you to tell that boy it's time to go home and come in the house rahtnaow."

Ranch: A tool used to lossen or tighten nuts and bolts. "Hand me that ranch, Homer."

Raut: A method of getting from one place to another which Southerners pronounce to rhyme with "kraut". Yankees, for reasons that remain shrouded in mystery, pronounce "route" to rhyme with "root". Or worse still, "foot."

Restrunt: A place to eat. "New Yorker's got a lot of good restrunts."

Retard: No longer employed. "He's retard now."

Sass: Another Elizabethan term derived from the word saucy, meaning to speak in an impertinent manner. "Don't sass me, young lady. You're not too old to get a whippin'."

Shainteer: Indicates the absence of a female. "Is the lady of the house in?" "Nope. Shainteer."

Shudenoughta: Should not. "You shudenoughta have another drink."

Spell: An indetermined length of time. "Let's sit here and rest a spell."

Stain: The opposite of leaving. "Ah hate this party, and Ah'm not stain much longer."

Supper: The evening meal Southererners are having while Yankees are having dinner. "What's for supper, honey?

Take on: To behave in a highly emotional manner. "Don't take on like that, Brenda Sue. He's not the only man in Lee County."

Tal: What you dry off with after you take a share. "Would you bring me a tal, sweetheart?"

Tawt: To instruct. "Don't pull that cat's tail. Ah tawt you better'n that."

Thank: Think. "Ah thank Ah'll go to a movie tonight."

That ole dawg won't hunt no more: That will not work. "You want to borrow $20 when you still owe me fifty? That ole dawg won't hunt no more."

Tore up: Distraught, very upset. "His wife just left him, and he's all tore up about it."

Uhmewzin: Funny, comical. "Few things are more uhmewzin than a Yankee tryin' to affect a Southern accent, since they invariably address one person as 'y'all when any Southern six-year-old knows 'y'all is always plural because it means 'all of you.'"

Unbeknownst: Lacking knowledge of. "Unbeknownst to them, he had marked the cards."

Usta: Used to. "Ah usta live in Savanah."

Vaymuch: Not a whole lot, when expressed in the negative. "Ah don't like this ham vaymuch."

Wahn: What Jesus turned the water into, unless you're Babdist who is persuaded it was only grape juice. "Could Ah have another glass of that wahn?"

Wars: Slender strands of coated copper that carry power over long distances. "They're puttin' telephone wars underground now."

Wawk: A method of non-polluting travel by foot. "Why don't we take an old-fashioned wawk?"

Wear out: An expression used to describe a highly-effective method of behavior modification in children. "When Ah get ahold of that boy, Ah'm gonna wear him out."

Wender: A glass-covered opening in a wawl. "Open that wender, It's too hot in here."

Yat: A common greeting in the Irish Channel section of New Orleans. Instead of saying "hey" in lieu of "hello" the way most Southerners do, they say, "Where yat?"

Yew: Not a tree, but a personal pronoun. "Yew wanna shoot some pool?"

Y'heah?: A redundant expression tacked onto the end of sentences by Southerners. "Y'all come back soon, y'heah?"

Yontny: Do you want any. "Yontny more cornbread?"

Yungins: Also spelled younguns, meaning young ones. "Ah want all you yungins in bed in five minutes."

Zit: Is it. "Zit already midnight, sugar? Tahm sure flies when you're having fun."

Taken from "More How To Speak Southern" written by Steve Mitchell

[jan k]

Hope everything works out for you and you get moved to your dream home soon.

I live outside of St. Louis so I'm not real close to you but do get down that direction occasionally. When I do, I'll let you know. There are many beautiful parks in Missouri to ride. You'll have a good time. Also, be sure to join Ozark Empire when you get to our area. Free membership!!!!

There are Paso shows in Springfield, IL in May and Springfield, MO in June. Try to join us.

And Carol.... I'm from Missouri and I don't have an accent. (At least I don't think I do).:v:

[PattiB]

You will have to join the High Plains group for their trail ride in May in Black, MO, I can't go because I have to do the USEF steward clinic the same weekend. Linda Rader is a great person to meet and trail ride with, she is in Marshfield. Do come to the show in June and visit with everyone!

[PASOFAN]

Thanks for the Tips so far guys!!

LeAnn, IL is the opisite direction..lol I am in MN, MO is straight south thru Iowa... But if I ever do get that way will definatly let my paso friends know!!

Carol U your a riot, thanks for ALL the lingo I would look out for.. Got a great laugh so far! ROFL I have heard some slang, and twang so far from being down visiting there.. No one said I have an accent from MN yet..lol

PattiB, where is the show in June? I prabably wont be able to go in May, dont know if I will be settled yet... Your not too far from me there are you, north right?

I have 2 jobs in the pipeline, one getting salary approval before an official offer. I hope to hear in the next week!! So it hopefully will happen very very soon!!

[Carol Nelson]

When I moved South from MN, everyone said to me, "Where do you come from with that funny accent??" I said, "I don't have an accent...YOU have an accent!!" LOL
Congrats, Jenn...I will assure you, you will never regret your decision...my only thought is...you still haven't gone far enough SOUTH!! (I've been watching those sub-zero temps...wondering how y'all could take it).
Carol U...pretty funny...haha...

[CarolU]

I was in Aniston AL for radiation safety school. The girls at the hotel asked me where I was from, "Where y'all from Honey?" (lots of honeys in the south) ..."Utah" I told them. They said, "We didn't think you sounded like no Yankee!" LOL

I consider our area to be fairly accent free. There are small town Utahns though that have a marked accent. Words like "Bat-ree" (battery), "warsh" (wash), "harse" (horse) are pretty common. They also string words together into one. Why I call them "Overhomers." "I'll be going overhome now." I think all those 'r's they don't use in Boston landed in Utah. We seem to add them to words that don't have them even.

[PASOFAN]

CarolNelson, I did look in TX, but couldnt find a property w/enough views of the hills as I wanted and price.. Nor a job that paid me enough..

I was pretty picky when it comes to looking..
HAD to have:
-Log home
-Mtns, hills w/lots of vegitation
-Job that pd enough..lol
-Lots of Lakes

This place in the Ozarks has all I want! IT is lots warmer, yeah not 70's yr round but as long as I dont get SubZero for weeks on end, and bitter cold snow I am happy!lol

CarolU,
I did get alots of "honey" comments and I would blush..lol I thought it was so sweet! They say MN nice, I say Heck no were not nice, They could call MN bitter cold, road ragers..lol southerners are nice..lol

[PattiB]

The show is in Springfield, MO June 14-15. I think I'll be an hour and a half from you, northeast. High Plains tries to have a couple of trail rides a year, more if we can. Sometimes I just get together with Linda and go for rides, so when you get settled, you can join us. There will be a show in Nov. in Wichita also.

[PASOFAN]

Sounds Good Patti! you Have a PM too.. ;)