Carol Nelson
02-29-2008, 03:52 PM
Top 10 indications you've gone around the bend on your horse hobby:
10. Your son's middle name is "Poco King Leo Bars."
9. You can recite your horse feed ingredients chapter and verse but have no idea what was in that stuff you had for lunch.
8. You go to horse sales even when you've got no time, no money and no need for another horse.
7. Your family gives you tack store gift certificates for Christmas.
6. You can remember the old gray mare's last five foaling dates but have a little trouble with your wedding anniversary.
5. You own a mare that's worth a tenth of what you gave for her, hasn't had a colt in two years, dumped you the last time you were on her and is your absolute pride and joy.
4. Every horse trader within 100 miles has your number on speed dial.
3. You're going to patch the hole in the roof of your house just as soon as you get that new automatic horse stall door opener installed.
2. All of your pictures of your kids have horses in them, too.
1. You lie to both your wife/husband and your banker about how many horses you have.
10. Your son's middle name is "Poco King Leo Bars."
9. You can recite your horse feed ingredients chapter and verse but have no idea what was in that stuff you had for lunch.
8. You go to horse sales even when you've got no time, no money and no need for another horse.
7. Your family gives you tack store gift certificates for Christmas.
6. You can remember the old gray mare's last five foaling dates but have a little trouble with your wedding anniversary.
5. You own a mare that's worth a tenth of what you gave for her, hasn't had a colt in two years, dumped you the last time you were on her and is your absolute pride and joy.
4. Every horse trader within 100 miles has your number on speed dial.
3. You're going to patch the hole in the roof of your house just as soon as you get that new automatic horse stall door opener installed.
2. All of your pictures of your kids have horses in them, too.
1. You lie to both your wife/husband and your banker about how many horses you have.