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PASOFAN
03-13-2006, 03:29 PM
Things you can do a walmart..lol

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
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> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
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> 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
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> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
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> 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your
> nose.
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> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti - depressants are.
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> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
> Impossible" theme.
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> 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
> size funnels.
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> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
> say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
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> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> position and scream..
> "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
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> 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then
> yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
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> 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
> pikachu, go!"

17. Sit in the cart with ten pillows in it and get pushed down the aisle extremly fast.

18. Have some one push you and pole bend throughout the aisles while in the cart.

19. Change all the tv screens to different channels.

20. Turn up country music as loud as the steros can go and run through the store singing.

21. Sit in the cart with blankets over you and act asleep, oh no, a hobo in walmart, hahaha

:D

Barbwire
03-13-2006, 03:59 PM
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

That one is impossible because the clerks at Wal-Mart NEVER ask you if you need help.

Pasomom
03-13-2006, 08:03 PM
You are right on there Barb

Brigitte
03-13-2006, 10:32 PM
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti - depressants are.

That should scare them

NikiGA
03-13-2006, 11:00 PM
I was walking through the grocery department at Wal-Mart this weekend. As I opened the cooler to get some milk, I heard a familiar tune being whistled. It was "Iron Man". Well, I was sure it was my husband. But when I looked, I saw a man in his 60's. So I just casually walked up and started singing along. Not many people listen to Sabbath around here!

Dianne
03-14-2006, 01:36 AM
:lol: I love all those! :lol:
When my kids were younger I used to sing along and dance up and down the aisles just so they would have something to complain about :lol: :twisted: Can you hear them saying "awww Mom!! stop!"
hehehehehehe!
Eventually Becky got into the spirit of things and one shopping trip we discovered we were "major static'ed " from our car....didnt matter what we touched we got a zap..shopping cart..canned food were definately off limits as were each other....so we continued around the store forgetting about it at intervals and getting zapped..well Becky started giggling and it got worse and worse..didnt matter what we said it was funny!!
even I was having trouble keeping a straight face by the time we got to the checkout :lol: the guy at the checkout didnt say a word....just handed Becky a paper bag......(to breath in) :rofl