Who votes! ... interesting if true!

[Pasolady]

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get
rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.
You want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It
looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone
stole it.
Caution! These people Vote. :shock: :razz:

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was north because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises
in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her
head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
stuff"...
She ALSO votes! :razz: ==========

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific" . . .
He ALSO votes! :idea:
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative
assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
because the car was moving". .
She ALSO votes! ;-)
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . .
My sister ALSO votes! :-?
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
He ALSO votes! :D
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every
time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's
nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
which way the head is turned...
My friend ALSO votes! :?:
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . .
SHE ALSO votes! :razz: ===============

While at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a
small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for
some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 . .. .
Yep, he votes too.
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Now you know who elects the politicians!

[Minouri]

I was talking to a parent who was visiting my Kindergarten class. She saw that one of the parts of the body we were going to discuss was the belliebutton. She said...she never really thought much about it before and how would I explain it. I said I just tell the kids that it is how the baby eats when it's inside the mother.

She said....yes, but that doesn't explain why MEN have them too.


I'm not sure if she votes but I hope she doesn't.

[reuben T]

so where do boy babies come from? mars? or maybe the stork brings them!!
educational researchers, (the ones that the polititions don't like to listen to) have told us that the way modern education is done teaches a student not to think for themselves, they also say TV watching teaches the same thing, and also causes a shortened attantion span. the extreem example of it is when someone shifts the mind in nutral and lets the words keep coming. But there's some people who have a nature where they can easily do it by accedent or halfway on purpose if they arn't careful, I know a man like that, he will say the stupidest things just to be saying something, and isn't all that careful to be sure it was accurate. However the same man can't seem to do much deep reasoning from cause to effect.
I have to credit the education i got more than any talent, with all the somewhat extensive projects i get into and have no plans for any of them other than a mental picture of how everything goes together. i had no TV and only one year in normal grade school, but then the GED test was a breeze. Home school can be terrific if it's done right, or lousy if it's not, or no better than public school if it's managed like I've seen some of it managed. But overall there's a lot more ex homeschooled kids running their own businesses than the average public schooled kids.