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CarolU
05-31-2006, 08:06 PM
Installing a wireless security system in four easy steps.

1. Go to a second-hand store; buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."

echo
05-31-2006, 09:10 PM
:rofl

That's great, Carol. I have part of that already installed:
http://www.echowestfarm.com/images/Bear102205web.jpg
Bear spends most of his time on the porch, alternating with the grassy hill beside the porch (shown here).

JennLM
06-01-2006, 12:20 AM
Is that a Newf?

echo
06-01-2006, 02:16 AM
Hi Jen,
No, Bear isn't a Newf, though I do have a Newf named "Twinkie". Bear is a Great Pyr/Austr. Shepherd mix, that looks alot like a Landseer Newf, doesn't he? This photo was taken after his "summer clipping". His coat is long like a Pyr.