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Boyd R
06-26-2006, 04:48 PM
> > >The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place.
> > >
> > >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> > >
> > >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
> > >
> > >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
> > >
> > >You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
> > > between the ceremony and the reception.
> > >
> > >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd
> > birthday.
> > >
> > >You can recognize someone from Illinoise by their driving.
> > >
> > >You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> > >
> > >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.
> > >
> > >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't immediately
> > break
> > >into uncontrollable laughter.
> > >
> > >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> > >
> > >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
> > >
> > >You know that "combine" is a noun.
> > >
> > >You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a
> > steel
> > >post in the middle of winter.
> > >
> > >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
> > >
> > >You know that creek rhymes with pick.
> > >
> > >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
> > >
> > >A Friday night date is taking you girlfriend shining for deer.
> > >
> > > Saturday you go the the local bowling ally.
> > >
> > >There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows
> > >in the morning...phew!
> > >
> > >You have driven your car on a lake.
> > >
> > >You can mak e sense out of the word "upnort" and "batree."
> > >
> > >You always believed that vacation meant "going up nort."
> > >
> > >At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey
> > poky &
> > >the chicken dance.
> > >
> > >Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
> > >
> > >The local gas station sells live bait.
> > >
> > >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
> > >plant.
> > >
> > >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you know exactly what
> > she
> > >means.
> > >
> > >You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
> > >
> > >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for
> > >soda.
> > >
> > >You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
> > >Wisconsin friends.
> > >
> > >Good friends are like stars.........
> > >You don't always see them,
> > >but you know they are always there.
> > >

baileyholc
06-26-2006, 05:02 PM
:rofl

Brigitte
06-26-2006, 05:42 PM
:lol:

RR
06-26-2006, 06:42 PM
I WOULD HAVE TO ANSWER YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE.

I AM A CHEESEHEAD AND I LOVE IT!!!!!
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Boyd R
06-26-2006, 07:24 PM
The only one I question was about if you knew at least one person that had to milk before going to school.

Didn't we all?????

Try gettin any kid out of bed at 5 am these days to do that.
Most of us plowed fields and brought in the harvest all night working in shifts. Those tractors never shut down for a week or more in spring and agin in the fall.

RR
06-26-2006, 07:37 PM
I was that one person. I remember getting up at the crack of dawns early light to go to milk, then go to school smelling like cows (yes I took a bath but the smell gets in your shoes and jackets) and get home do homework, feed, milk, get the barn cleaned up for the next day. (Atleast we we smelled better than those pig farmers kids) :twisted: . We also had a small creamery so everything had to be clean, clean, clean. Funny story, when I was about 13 I put myself incharge of playing with the babies. While the cows were being bred back my dad and uncle would pull the babies off and put into a holding stall in the far end of the barn until they were done. The golden rule at our house was, always make sure the barn doors are shut. Well one day I forgot and we had 40 or so screaming babies running down the middle of the barn, upset mommas trying to get their babies, and grown ups trying not to get run over. Needless to say I got my but tore up not only by my dad, but my uncle. I will never forget it either. And who could forget haying, that was a real drag.

PASOFAN
06-26-2006, 07:56 PM
[quote="Boyd R"]> > >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
someone from Illinoise by their driving.
> > >
> > >You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> > >You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a
> > steel
> > >post in the middle of winter.
> > >
> > >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

> > > Saturday you go the the local bowling ally.

> > >You have driven your car on a lake.
> > >
> > >You can mak e sense out of the word "upnort" and "batree."
> > >
> > >You always believed that vacation meant "going up nort."
> > >
> > >At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey
> > poky &
> > >the chicken dance.

> > >The local gas station sells live bait.
> > >
> > >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
> > >plant.

> > >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for
> > >soda.
quote]

yep thses one for sure I know of!!lol I lived in the Nort for 10yrs..lol

Carol Nelson
06-26-2006, 08:03 PM
Oh Ya!!! Could be Minne-sooo-ta too, ya, for sure you betcha!!!! It's in my blood, for sure! ;-) :D

Could add too....you know what Lutefisk, lefse, and krumkaka are...they are delicacies... :rofl

Barbwire
06-26-2006, 08:46 PM
RR I just HAVE to know. Are those your twins in your avatar? :question

baileyholc
06-26-2006, 08:52 PM
:rofl

Serendipity
06-26-2006, 08:59 PM
most sound like us Ohioians too...
Exspeasally any with the beer and pop!

Abejita
06-26-2006, 09:42 PM
"someone from Illinoise by their driving"

Hmmm so do people from Illinois know people are from Wisconsin by their spelling ??? ;-)

Linda Y
06-26-2006, 10:28 PM
"someone from Illinoise by their driving"

Hmmm so do people from Illinois know people are from Wisconsin by their spelling ??? ;-)
'Specially if that is the way they pronounce it too!!
:shocked :lol: :lol:

Fuego
06-26-2006, 11:05 PM
OOOOOFFTA !!!! Ya can't forgit aboot da Lena n Ollie ( an Ollie's cuzin Sven) jokes.....

or that the word "honkin' " is an adjective, not a verb.

or that the state song is now " The Thirty (pronounced tirty) Point Buck" played endlessly every deer season.

Carol Nelson
06-26-2006, 11:09 PM
...so what's wrong in that picture....:confused


:lol:

Monty
06-27-2006, 03:00 AM
Heyyyyyyyyyy - WATCH It THERE ! :lol:

Oof Da is what the Youpers say! Upper Michigan! ;-)

I was born and lived ALL my life in Wisconsin!
:cooldude

GO PACK GO!

:lol: If hubby wants to watch his NASCAR races - he either has to go in the garage or his parents when the Packers play!! ;-)

And we had a cottage up north!

And ya forgot the BRATWURST Now "that" is UNFORGIVABLE! :jawdrop

CarolU
06-27-2006, 03:09 AM
Okay...so what DOES "knee high by the 4th of July" mean? Are they talking about corn?

Our corn is waist high now.

(BTW - all westerners can tell Californians by their driving. :shock:

Monty
06-27-2006, 03:22 AM
Yup ,Carol, corn should be knee high by 4th of July !
In drought years - it is only up to "my" knees ;-) :lol:

DSDECKERT
06-27-2006, 04:03 PM
Those are great - I still call Pop exactly that! I qualify for all three, born in Michigan (Sault Ste Marie to be exact) lived in Illinois and Wisconsin until 1992!

Monty
06-27-2006, 04:48 PM
OMG - you actually "admit" to being a Flat Lander ,for a while?? :lol: ;-)