Boyd R
06-26-2006, 04:48 PM
> > >The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place.
> > >
> > >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> > >
> > >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
> > >
> > >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
> > >
> > >You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
> > > between the ceremony and the reception.
> > >
> > >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd
> > birthday.
> > >
> > >You can recognize someone from Illinoise by their driving.
> > >
> > >You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> > >
> > >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.
> > >
> > >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't immediately
> > break
> > >into uncontrollable laughter.
> > >
> > >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> > >
> > >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
> > >
> > >You know that "combine" is a noun.
> > >
> > >You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a
> > steel
> > >post in the middle of winter.
> > >
> > >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
> > >
> > >You know that creek rhymes with pick.
> > >
> > >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
> > >
> > >A Friday night date is taking you girlfriend shining for deer.
> > >
> > > Saturday you go the the local bowling ally.
> > >
> > >There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows
> > >in the morning...phew!
> > >
> > >You have driven your car on a lake.
> > >
> > >You can mak e sense out of the word "upnort" and "batree."
> > >
> > >You always believed that vacation meant "going up nort."
> > >
> > >At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey
> > poky &
> > >the chicken dance.
> > >
> > >Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
> > >
> > >The local gas station sells live bait.
> > >
> > >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
> > >plant.
> > >
> > >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you know exactly what
> > she
> > >means.
> > >
> > >You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
> > >
> > >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for
> > >soda.
> > >
> > >You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
> > >Wisconsin friends.
> > >
> > >Good friends are like stars.........
> > >You don't always see them,
> > >but you know they are always there.
> > >
> > >
> > >You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.
> > >
> > >FFA was the most popular club in high school.
> > >
> > >You know what knee-high by the Fourth of July means.
> > >
> > >You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping
> > > between the ceremony and the reception.
> > >
> > >You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd
> > birthday.
> > >
> > >You can recognize someone from Illinoise by their driving.
> > >
> > >You buy Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.
> > >
> > >You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.
> > >
> > >You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't immediately
> > break
> > >into uncontrollable laughter.
> > >
> > >You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> > >
> > >You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
> > >
> > >You know that "combine" is a noun.
> > >
> > >You let your older siblings talk you into putting your tongue on a
> > steel
> > >post in the middle of winter.
> > >
> > >You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.
> > >
> > >You know that creek rhymes with pick.
> > >
> > >Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
> > >
> > >A Friday night date is taking you girlfriend shining for deer.
> > >
> > > Saturday you go the the local bowling ally.
> > >
> > >There was at least one kid in your class who had to help milk cows
> > >in the morning...phew!
> > >
> > >You have driven your car on a lake.
> > >
> > >You can mak e sense out of the word "upnort" and "batree."
> > >
> > >You always believed that vacation meant "going up nort."
> > >
> > >At every wedding you have been to you have had to dance the hokey
> > poky &
> > >the chicken dance.
> > >
> > >Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.
> > >
> > >The local gas station sells live bait.
> > >
> > >At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
> > >plant.
> > >
> > >Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you know exactly what
> > she
> > >means.
> > >
> > >You think that the start of deer season is a national holiday.
> > >
> > >Pop is not only what you call your dad, but is the ONLY name for
> > >soda.
> > >
> > >You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
> > >Wisconsin friends.
> > >
> > >Good friends are like stars.........
> > >You don't always see them,
> > >but you know they are always there.
> > >