Post your letter to Santa

[songbird]

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

[Heidi]

That was great...and I'm not going to THAT party ever again!
Heidi

[songbird]

Me either Heidi...now if I can only get these darn pants off my head!..lol

[Mellifluous]

Yup, I had to pull the shoes off my head and my focus out of the neighbor's roof.

And Starr has accused me of armed robbery for breaking her mixer! ;-)

Aww, what the heck, I will post my letter. If it offends I will remove it.

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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Starr's Office party. It was Deborah who spiked the punch with too much rum. I can't help it if I drank 12 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like skunk.

I thought it was funny when I put Sarah's shoes on my head and danced the tango on the couch while singing `Mr. Brightside'. I didn't mean to break Starr's mixer and don't know why Starr would accuse me of armed robbery.

I don't remember calling Eric's wife a lovely horse---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kay's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that cheese.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my focus through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a slippery cat and have me arrested for speeding!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all silky and goofy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this slender stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and tenderly yours,
mel (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 17 bucks!

[CarolU]

I don't know...I could tell with those WEIRD questions it was going to be a strange Christmas list...LOL

See if I drink so much I put my husbands shoes on my head, dance on the couch and sing White Christmas again! LOL

[motorgypsy]

The check's in the mail Mel!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[motorgypsy]

Darn - it won't work. I keep getting a window that says "are you ready for this" and then nothing happens when I click OK. Drat!!!!

[finolover]

all i want fer xmas is

world peace
a day without spousal abuse
freedom from hunger fer all

one hummer, a rolex, cheap yacht, my own private jet (small one)
condo in miami...that's all
and a date with unowho :lol:

[CarolU]

all i want fer xmas is

world peace
a day without spousal abuse
freedom from hunger fer all

one hummer, a rolex, cheap yacht, my own private jet (small one)
condo in miami...that's all
and a date with unowho :lol:

Earl, no wonder you can't get a date with unowho....

The way to THAT girls heart is with Paso Finos, nice barns, a 10 horse all alluminum LQ horsetrailer and nice dully diesel to pull it with.

Don't you pay attention???

[ErinC]

I know who unowho is..... Earl you sly guy you! :razz:

[Barbwire]

...one hummer....

That's what they ALL say!