Test Your Riding Skill

[Barbwire]

Test Your Riding Skill


Situation.....


You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side
is a


sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the

same speed as you. Directly in front of you is what appears to be a

galloping kangaroo and

your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at
the same speed as the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out

of this highly dangerous situation?











Think about it...







If you do not know, see answer below.

















Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round!

[Carol Nelson]

Reminds me of my favorite joke of all time...in fact, I think Carol U was the one who first sent me this years ago...still makes me chuckle and yes, I am blonde...but not naturally... :lol: :lol: :lol:

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though
she has had no lessons or prior experience. She
mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately
springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but
the blond begins to slide from the saddle. In terror,
she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get
a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the
horse's neck, but she slides down the horse's side
anyway.
The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its
slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip,
the blond attempts to leap away from the horse and
throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the
stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's
pounding hooves as her head is struck against the
ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is
mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her
great fortune ........ the Wal-Mart manager
comes out and unplugs the horse.

[dana]

Dang!

and i thought i had the right answer, Barb. but doesn't the merry go round have to STOP first?

[Barbwire]

Stoppin's for wusses.