This is Appy's fault

[GeorgeGuns]

This was emailed to me some time ago, Appy's post about getting venice turp on her gelding's Mr Turtle reminded me of it.

"THE SHEATH CLEANING SONG"
(Sing it to the tune of "Hello Mother, Hello Father" from camp song )

How's it hangin'?
So much cleaner.
Aren't you glad I
washed your wiener?
I'll admit it's
kinda creepy
that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.
It was gunky.
It felt icky.
It smelled funky.
It was cruddy,
it was crusty--
when you stuck it out,
it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an
hour of toilin'
and of squirtin'
baby oil in,
you're as fresh there
as a daisy.
Either this means I love you or else I'm crazy!!!

[Edurne]

Thanks Georgie, I shall start singing that to Greyhound (the horse in my avatar) when his caretaker is around. She denies it adamantly when I say I can hear him "knocking" all the way from the bottom of the valley when she is riding him. There are some things that are just "not done" on a tb farm.....Primero on the other hand, like most pasos, is nice and clean.

[appyday]

Oh now thats great....Now I am walking around the house singing that dern song....ugggggg

[appyday]

This was emailed to me some time ago, Appy's post about getting venice turp on her gelding's Mr Turtle reminded me of it.

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Pssssssssssssssst.............IT WAS MY STUD!!!!!!!!!!and it was his berries not his twig..... http://forums.somd.com/images/smilies/shrug.gif

[Edurne]

once again appy, thanks for sharing. :D :D

[appyday]

once again appy, thanks for sharing. :D :D

You HAVE to admit I am full of helpful information today

[CarolU]

See how helpful all these people are!!!

(just don't ask them how to run a carpet cleaner :lol: )