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Carol Nelson
10-05-2006, 04:59 AM
I'm sorry....but I just found this terribly funny! 8-)

Female Motorist Suffers Head-On Collision, Saved by Massive Breasts

A 24-year-old Bulgarian woman is lucky to be alive after suffering a head-on collision, which saw the total destruction of both vehicles. The driver of the other car was badly hurt, but the young woman thankfully escaped serious injury.
In fact, her massive set of 40DD breasts were apparently instrumental in breaking the kinetic force of the impact, which protected her ribcage and vital organs from damage.
The only issue was the violent impact caused the silicon in her enormous endowments to immediately explode, creating an additional complication. A police expert recommended against using such a device in lieu of proper airbags.
Jane Hurl
10-05-2006, 06:25 AM
There's a woman in Isreal ...

Unhappy with the size of her breasts, two years ago an Israeli woman underwent surgery to make them larger. During the Lebanon War between Israel and Hesbollah, she received an unexpected benefit from her breast implants. The silicone saved her life during a Hezbollah rocket attack! She was hit by shrapnel that got stuck in the implants instead of penetrating further.

ROTFLMAO.

Truth. It's even on Snopes. *grin*
Paula
10-05-2006, 01:33 PM
Carol,

Uuuummmm.... I'm scheduled for surgery October 31st to have breast implants. I didn't realize they may save my life one day!!!!!!!

WooooHoooo! :)
NikiGA
10-05-2006, 02:31 PM
Carol,

Uuuummmm.... I'm scheduled for surgery October 31st to have breast implants. I didn't realize they may save my life one day!!!!!!!

WooooHoooo! :)

You dog! I keep blowing money on the horses and dogs! Oh, and I bought a house. Breast implants would have been cheaper!
Paula
10-05-2006, 02:50 PM
Niki,

LOL... This is something I have wanted for quite a while. I'm excited about the whole deal.

A house is a better investment, though. :)
appyday
10-05-2006, 02:57 PM
:lol:
JennLM
10-05-2006, 03:02 PM
Guess I am just lucky to naturally have 40DD's eh? lol

I'd give anything to have my C's back, darn depro shot gave them to me.
Monty
10-05-2006, 04:32 PM
:question Built in air bags? Sorry - couldn't resist - :roll:
Carol Nelson
10-05-2006, 04:53 PM
)Gosh, girls, I didn't know this post was going to spawn your True Confessions!!! ;-) :D

(Paula...good luck...and if it's something you've always wanted to do...go for it...and Monty, ya read my mind! :lol:
Barbwire
10-05-2006, 04:59 PM
I'd say something really witty here, but I don't want to get yelled at. :(
Paula
10-05-2006, 05:05 PM
Go ahead and say it, Barb. We wouldn't expect anything less from you. ;-)
Barbwire
10-05-2006, 05:06 PM
Nope, don't wanna get called a "street XXXXX" again.
Paula
10-05-2006, 05:20 PM
LOL...
NikiGA
10-06-2006, 10:53 PM
Niki,

LOL... This is something I have wanted for quite a while. I'm excited about the whole deal.

A house is a better investment, though. :)

But I already had a house! ;-) I don't really know if I want boobs. How the hell would I get on a 17.1 hand TWH with those things in my way?!
Pasomom
10-07-2006, 03:08 AM
Barb, I'm proud of ya girl!
:bsmile
appyday
10-07-2006, 04:03 AM
Wonder if they will adjust your insurance because of them??
JennLM
10-07-2006, 06:08 AM
Wonder if they will adjust your insurance because of them??

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barbwire
10-07-2006, 01:10 PM
Barb, I'm proud of ya girl!
:bsmile

Hearing that makes the excruciating pain of not responding almost bearable. ;-)
appyday
10-07-2006, 03:42 PM
I'd say something really witty here, but I don't want to get yelled at. :(

Chicken bauk bauk bauk
Barbwire
10-08-2006, 12:34 AM
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