Who is the grand omnipotent one?

[CarolU]

http://www.americanpasofinos.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10921&sid=7ac74b51eefb31c90f64b1594319c2c0

And there you have it...written proof that Cindy and I DO agree on some things! ;-)

The time to act is NOW!!!

[Cindy]

Carol, I always agree with you when you are right. It's when you are wrong that we disagree. :D

[CarolU]

If that's the case, then we must always agree.

[Candice Burger]

Where's my hip waders???

[Cindy]

We do, sometimes you just don't know how to express such agreement. Let me show you...."Yes, Cindy, you are correct. I will only be correct by agreeing with you in every circumstance as you are omnipotent." See how easy that is. :razz:

[Candice Burger]

where's my gag response?

[CarolU]

Yes, Candice, you are correct. I will only be correct by agreeing with you in every circumstance as you are omnipotent. :lol:

[Cindy]

All hail Candice the Great!!!!!

[Candice Burger]

Very funny Cindy :roll:

She meant "Cindy" not "Candice"


Although the thought is inticing, I'd get really bored in a hurry.

[CarolU]

where's my gag response?

No, I was agreeing with you Candice. :D

[Candice Burger]

Well wait a minute! If I'm omnipotent and Cindy's omnipotent and you degreed it, doesn't that make you the grand omnipotent one? :shock:

[Cindy]

Oh PLLEEEAAASSEEE!!! :roll:

[Pasogirlz]

I had planned to make this thread a sticky...but it's sorta lost its quality of conversation somewhere along the line. :lol: ;-)

Perhaps I should save it for posterity....Carol and Cindy agree! then disagree! or do they? :twisted: I think it changes moment to moment. ;-)

[Candice Burger]

:oops:

Well since I'm goddess of the day, you have my permission to delete, cut, omit, the nonsense and leave what's left.

I'd do it myself but for some reason, there's not enough zzzzttt in my pizzazz.

[Pasogirlz]

:oops:

Well since I'm goddess of the day, you have my permission to delete, cut, omit, the nonsense and leave what's left.

I'd do it myself but for some reason, there's not enough zzzzttt in my pizzazz.

:lol: I'm done fixing it up,.....how does it look?

[Barbwire]

My husband used to be omnipotent, but now he takes little blue pills for that. :lol:

[Ginger]

No question about it. Cindy.

I think she and Mel are the only people from Georgia who care about hygeine.

[ErinC]

is it IN or NI
I go with NI....

[Pasogirlz]

is it IN or NI
I go with NI....
I fixed it. ;-) I just noticed it too.

[pnalley]

I take exception to that!

I actually ate lunch with you at Sunny's and you were NOT gagging because I smelled bad.

Take it back,take it back!!!!!!!!

[Ginger]

All right, an exception for PNalley. I stand corrected.

You *had* to mention Sonny's. I have to wait like a MONTH for it, too!

[ErinC]

some one said they do not know what it means.
so hear goes.

almighty or infinite in power, having very great or unlimited authority or power

now wait I still have not voted, do I vote on WHO I think is like this, or who I "think is like this"

[Ginger]

www.dictionary.com

[Pasogirlz]

some one said they do not know what it means.
so hear goes.

almighty or infinite in power, having very great or unlimited authority or power

now wait I still have not voted, do I vote on WHO I think is like this, or who I "think is like this"
Or the person who just thinks they have almighty or infinite in power, having very great or unlimited authority or power . :shock: :lol:
;-)

[pnalley]

Thank you Ginger.

I will think happy Sunny's thoughts for you.

[ErinC]

well then we need two ways to vote.

because I have two thoughts on this.....

hummmmmmmmmmmm :-?

[Thomasj]

uhh... ya'll forgot a name on the ballot lol

that's hilarious, barb.. lmao blue pills... i'm a morgan, don't need pills ;)

[cowboy ed]

i voted for cindy because she spells better.......... :lol:

[ErinC]

:shock:

[Dave]

I think she and Mel are the only people from Georgia who care about hygeine.

HEY, whats your point? I already took my shower this month!

[Ginger]

Yeah, but did you comb your back? :razz:

[CarolU]

:shock: How did I turn this into a Poll?? :shock:

I'm thinking either Crystal or Lori is AllImpotent. ;-) Because I SURE didn't make this poll! Someone had to!

[Ginger]

Ain't me, but if you put a pole up, you know I'll dance around it!

[Mellifluous]

Hooray for hygiene!

I voted for Candice because she is a walking encyclopedia - with a good sense of humor.

[CarolU]

Ain't me, but if you put a pole up, you know I'll dance around it!

Great! We're looking for a fund raiser. If I were to dance, people would pay me to stop. Wouldn't raise much money. Now a REAL dancer! That might bring some bucks in!

[Ginger]

Well, we're am/am status, but still technically for hire! "Will Dance For Sonny's".

[CarolU]

Well, we're am/am status, but still technically for hire! "Will Dance For Sonny's".

This is the west. We don't have Sonny's.

Winger's??? ;-) (yuk)

[Ginger]

Eh, when in doubt, there's always Applebee's Maple Walnut Blondie and their little Thai chicken pizza thingie.

[Candice Burger]

:shock: How did I turn this into a Poll?? :shock:

I'm thinking either Crystal or Lori is AllImpotent. ;-) Because I SURE didn't make this poll! Someone had to!

ROFLMAO! There's nothing worse than some omnipotent being that doesn't know their own power! And besides it's not becoming for a goddess to act all innocent! (Like she doesn't "know")

[Candice Burger]

I voted for Cindy. I've seen what she can do to a frisky horse... :shock:

I'd like to keep her happy, if everyone doesn't mind. (Besides think of what she'd post if she isn't)

[Terry Wallace]

I will vote for Cindy...because any woman that can throw a very big horse to the ground single handedly.... is not only omnipotent, but she can also MIND MELD with an equine....

Go forth and prosper! (from a fellow horse "thrower")
let the HORSE be with you....

[CarolU]

I voted for Cindy because I'm afraid she'd throw ME to the ground and turn me into a pretzel. :roll: There is a REASON I only argue with her when we'er seperated by 2000 miles. :shock:

[dana]

I will vote for Cindy...because any woman that can throw a very big horse to the ground single handedly
Now, Terry Wallace, you aren't going to just leave us hanging here without telling us the rest of the story, are you?

[Pasogirlz]

Sounds like Cindy is winning....b/c most ppl are afraid of her. :shock: :lol:
Anybody whose reputation preceeds them like this must be pretty scary. ;-)

[pnalley]

She's so scary I'm thinking about asking her to work with (body slam) one of my horses :lol:

Cindy, do you work with "other" breeds????

[motorgypsy]

Comparing these three is like comparing fire, wind and water. Each is omnipotent in her respective domain!!! I always feel privileged to sit at their feet and soak up the knowledge they are so willing to share!! Carol blows up rockets filled with poison gas, Cindy has rogue horses fawning at her feet and Candice can turn mortal men into sniveling babies with the power of just a few words. Amazing!!

[CarolU]

Carol blows up rockets filled with poison gas,

Carol DID (past tense...retired now!) blow up rockets. (its not rocket science, you know!) ;-) LOL

Maybe I need Candice to come here and mortify my husband. He wrecked my van last night and is on my SHYTE list. :evil:

[Candice Burger]

You got that right MGs, anytime Carol, just say when. I've got to keep sharp! :twisted:

Life in the office has gotten boring, no one challenges me anymore.
:cry: :cry: And my boss is afraid to let me go to meetings alone. He's no fun.

[Cindy]

Ya'll are funny. Paula, no, I don't do other breeds. And Carol never fights with me in person. Candice and I have some great discussions though. I just stay out of range of any spare rockets that Carol may have absconded with. Just in case, you know. :lol:

[Candice Burger]

We need a name. Hmm,

Mutant Ninja Women, nah
Moon Babies, nah
Paso Fino Queens,
Pina Chiquitas,
You wish I was your mama, nah


If a guy is El Jefe, is a woman La Jafa?

Ok think!

[pnalley]

Paso Fino Queens,

Not this please, it reminds me of other queens

[Cindy]

Las Patronas.

[CarolU]

Queen OmniPooTants

[Cindy]

Queen OmniPooTants


I did get a chuckle at that at first but upon further review, thinking of the whole other queen thing put it in a somewhat unfavorable light for me.

[Candice Burger]

We just might be those queens, ya never know. ;-) how about this definition The fertile, fully developed female in a colony of social bees, ants, or termites.

I don't wanna be a patrona, makes me sound old. Too bad Carol's not a southern gal. That could get interesting.

Las Damas,
Divine Divas,
Helios Belios,

or something like The Three Termites
Esteemed Eminences (naw that could be taken wrong too. Catholic church is in enough trouble)

The Emirs On High

I expected Carol to at least contribute a "p" title.

[Candice Burger]

Borrowing on the termite theme

Fully Fertile Female

[Cindy]

LOL. The first time I was refered to as Patrona I did feel very, very old. Don't think I would like to be a termite though. :lol:

[CarolU]

Passionate Paso Pitches :D

[CarolU]

I like Divine Divas.

(have a client with two mares, one named Diva, the other La Dama). He is a slave to them. LOL

[Ginger]

Diva's been taken.

[ASB.Immortality]

I voted for Cindy because she is nice and lives just down the road from me. She also said I come over and pilfer her horses. ;-)

[Cindy]

And still you have not done so. By the way, I just want to apologize to your family for the stupidity of our county.

[ASB.Immortality]

And still you have not done so. By the way, I just want to apologize to your family for the stupidity of our county.

Uh oh... what have they done now???? I must have missed it. Are we talking about the 1500+ acres of now city industrial property that surrounds me? If not, it is definately something new that I have missed. They don't like to tell me much because I pitch such a fit. I am almost afraid to know. :lol:

[motorgypsy]

I've always been fond of
Big Kahunas
and
Grand Poobahs myself

Then there is Grand Potentate
Her Eminence

The BOSS Mares

and

Empress of the Universe

I also forgot to mention that Cindy rides bulls among her many accomplishments and Candice rode the "Rodeo Queen" flawlessly and with great style!!

[Cindy]

Yeah, it's the property thing. All you have to do is read the paper, ASB. We were at my son's elementary school talent show a couple weeks ago and my husband introduced me to a guy who is on the city council. I said, "Oh, you guys are in trouble aren't you." :lol: Don't know the whole story but you guys sure are causing some people to go to the meetings. :roll:

You should have seen what we had to go through when we wanted to change our zoning BACK to agricultural. I ran across a letter yesterday from one of our wonderful neighbors who neglected to ask us ANYTHING about why we were doing what we were doing before they started a petition against it. In the letter she states how she does not want an agricultural business in our neighborhood because of the increased traffic, increased horse flies, etc. Apparently she had not noticed that we had already been running the business here for 3 years. I hate people. :lol:

[Palomino_Lover]

Why isn't there another option for Other??? :lol:

[CarolU]

Why isn't there another option for Other??? :lol:

There is 'another' one? :shock:

[Terry Wallace]

Sounds like Cindy is winning....b/c most ppl are afraid of her.

Oh Noooo....not at all...that is RESPECT, not fear....!

I have much respect for a trainer who does not put up with bad horsie behavior.

DANA... If I told you the horse "throwing" stories...it would be giving away trade secrets and then I'd HAVE to "Kill" you!

HINT...its all in the TIMING that makes a horse think you have the POWER !!!

[Candice Burger]

Hmm, the phrase "I AM" is taken. How about "WE ARE"?

Wand Waving Women (I don't mean a "magic wand" either, doncha know ;-) )

[motorgypsy]

No Terry - it's FEAR!! Cindy and our boss mare just have that special something that strikes fear in the heart of those who misbehave or are just plain bad. I bet the goats run when Cindy approaches also just like they do when our boss mare approaches. And believe me - goats DON'T run from anyone - but they run from her. Cindy DOES have the POWER!!!

We need to write a superhero comic strip starring these three ladies and I can add at least three more to the group who also have amazing but very different skills!

Starting with Lori - she can turn the biggest baddest guy into a whimpering puppy who will follow her to ends of the earth begging for just one smile. Right Earl??? ;-) ;-)

Crystal - who can paint masterpieces with words, strike terror into anyone who makes the slightest attempt to challenge her verbal wizardry and leave the rest of us quivering in anticipation while she spins her next golden thread.

BarbP who has forgotten more about our breed than we will even know and whose aura flows through anyone around her bring them lasting feelings of love and tranquility.

[Candice Burger]

Well then I think it should be "WE ARE".