Santa Sez

[RR]

Type "kick rudolph" its a hoot.
Enjoy
http://simonsezsanta.com/

[JennLM]

"kiss Rudolph" was pretty funny

Edited to add: be careful what you ask for OH MY!

[Barbwire]

OK, so what is Santa smoking, and why isn't he sharing it with Rudolph? Nasty, bogarting, Santa!

Tell him to "fart" and "poop"

When he "spits" he sounds like Deb's Alpacas!

Love the "moon", too. LOL!

[RR]

Try punch Rudolph!

[finolover]

it's been rumored ,Santa has layed off all his elves AND traded his reindeer for burros...he's moving his base of operations to Mexico, where
goods and labor are cheaper.......he's having illegals bring a sack apeice across the border and has them store it all in a big warehouse in Bentonville ark.
Rudolf quit and is taking a position with FEDEX, he could not be reached for comment !!!!
now who's been smokin what ??? :roll:

[Barbwire]

Drink and flirt are good commands too. Oh, and Dance with Mrs. Santa. :lol:

[moonrize]

try climb tree for a little fun

[Barbwire]

OK, mods delete this if you wish, but first type in "choke the chicken". It's not dirty, just funny, trust me. ;-)

I like "finger'(you might have to do it twice to get the desired effect) and "spank" too. They are only mildly naughty (tee, hee)

Type in "horse". I swear he does a one-rein stop! :shock:

[moonrize]

Okay Barb, just for you I tried "get naked" Ya gotta do it :bad bannana

[Barbwire]

Oh, I did that ages ago, but thanks. Me no likey the moobs, but I am kinda likin' the way he toys with them. ;-)

Type in, "who are you" then hit "go" 3 different times, he's rather foulmouthed and testy, huh?

Actually, if you hit "go" a few times on each command, you get different responses on most of them. I particularly like the 3 "flirt" options.

Warning, "kill Rudolph" is rather graphic. :lol:

"destroy" is a whole lotta fun, too!

"cook" brings about a very nice come on line, if I do say so myself. ;-)

[appyday]

OMG that is too funny