????? Important Research Question -NPR

[SQUEAKS]

Who knows the difference between SEX and a HAM SANDWICH?

Can hardly wait to see answers LOL

Bob :D :D :D

[pnalley]

One (sex) doesn't usually have bread with it????

[SQUEAKS]

will tell all what this is about after viewing responses. This is all in fun so go for it. Noone's response will be connected to who responded so have fun. :D

Bob

[Barbwire]

A ham sandwich is satisfying

[Jane Hurl]

And I know enough about the difference to not take a ham sandwich to bed with me! *grin*

[SQUEAKS]

That's funny Barb...... But what else? :D

[SQUEAKS]

Jane if I took a ham sandwich to bed I would have 4 cats on my chest fighting over it :D

[Barbwire]

I eat ham sandwiches more than once a month.

[Barbwire]

Watching porn doesn't make you want to eat a ham sandwich.

[baileyholc]

Interesting :lol:

[Barbwire]

Making a ham sandwich can take as long as 5 minutes.

[Terri]

hmmmm, this is apparently a topic Barbara can really sink her teeth into

[Barbwire]

The white stuff on your chin after eating a ham sandwich is mayonaise.

[Barbwire]

I ate ham sandwiches way before I turned 19.

[Barbwire]

I can eat a ham sandwich from the back of my horse.

[Barbwire]

If I offer a little of my ham sandwich to my hunky neighbor, my husband doesn't mind.

[SQUEAKS]

This is exactly what I am looking for spontaneous answers to a seemingly normal question that leaves a lot of room for opinions. Thanks these are great :D

[Barbwire]

I'd probably get some dirty looks if I ate a ham sandwich in church, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't go to h'll for it.

[Barbwire]

Nobody shudders when they think about thier grandmother eating a ham sandwich.

[SQUEAKS]

Want to say thanks for input cause I am writing a column on funny questions and your responses give me a lot of ideas for column. This is only for fun and not to make anyone feel bad. So please take advantage of your opinions or comments that might make someone's day a little brighter and bring a smile to their faces when they have a bad day. I want to say Thanks again for helping me with this project. :D

Bob

[Barbwire]

Old men don't need little blue pills to make ham sandwiches.

[Brigitte]

You can't eat the ham sandwich with the plastic on

[Barbwire]

If I was eating a ham sandwich in the pitch black and my son suddenly turned on the lights, only I would be blinded.

[Barbwire]

I can tell my husband, "You have the biggest ham sandwich I've ever seen!" with a straight face.

[Barbwire]

It's OK to lick your fingers after you eat a ham sandwich.

[Barbwire]

It is unusual for a boy from Arkansas to eat a ham sandwich with his sister.

[CarolU]

If you come to work smiling, no one wonders if you had a ham sandwich last night.

[Barbwire]

What? Am I the only one here who likes ham sandwiches? :shock:

[CarolU]

If you get caught eating a ham sandwich at work, you won't get fired.

[CarolU]

You can download pictures of ham sandwiches at work and not get fired

[DebbieS]

I prefer roast beef, myself :smile:

[CarolU]

Hmmm :-? I need to get OUT of this "work" mentality! It's the weekend!

Let's see....

You can share a ham sandwich with your neighbor and no one will gossip about it.

[Barbwire]

No one thinks you're perverted if you share your ham sandwich with your dog.

[CarolU]

You can enjoy a ham sandwich (or roast beef) in car at the drive-in without steaming up the windows (or rocking the car). ;-)

[Barbwire]

Sandwich or sex... I NEVER eat the crusts!

[CarolU]

Even Monica Lewenski would rinse ham sandwich (or roast beef) stains out of her dress. :shock: :shock: :shock:

[CarolU]

If you shared a ham sandwich with Bill Clinton, no one ask you to have a cigar.

(okay...I'll stop!!!) ;-)

[Barbwire]

No one thinks you are a loser if you have to pay for a ham sandwich.

[Barbwire]

Earl doesn't want to eat a ham sandwich with Lori.

[CarolU]

You can make a sandwich with one ham between TWO slices of white bread and not be pornographic

[Barbwire]

I have been at this for 2 hours now, and I crave a hot, juicy, tender, ham sandwich. Sex, not so much.

[diswick]

Uhhh...no....


Now don't be asking me to go to lunch.... :lol:

[motorgypsy]

Men don't go bragging to their buddies that they ate a ham sandwich.

[motorgypsy]

You don't need a break between eating ham sandwiches

[Barbwire]

I've never pretended I'm asleep to get out of eating a ham sandwich.

[motorgypsy]

People don't pretend to eat ham sandwiches.

[motorgypsy]

Eating a ham sandwich on an airplane or in an elevator is no big deal.

[Barbwire]

No matter how slow I eat, I always finish my sandwich before my husband.

[motorgypsy]

You don't usually go into a room with mirrors on the ceiling to eat a ham sandwich, nor do you video tape it.

[motorgypsy]

When you eat a ham sandwich you generally only move your mouth and you don't normally make a very loud announcement when you've finished.

[Barbwire]

There is no commandment that says, "Thou shalt not eatith thy neighbor's ham sandwich."

[motorgypsy]

You don't fall asleep after eating a ham sandwich.

[motorgypsy]

You don't sign pledges that you won't eat a ham sandwich until you are married.

[Barbwire]

In some cultures, belching after eating a particularly good ham sandwich might be considered a compliment to the cook.

[motorgypsy]

There are no classes in school that teach you the dangers of eating ham sandwiches and tell you in strong terms that when you offer a ham sandwich to someone and they say no, it means NO.

[motorgypsy]

You're don't usually crave a ham sandwich and then find you just can't eat it.

[motorgypsy]

If your priest eats a ham sandwich with you he won't be in serious trouble!

[Barbwire]

When you eat a ham sandwich you generally only move your mouth and you don't normally make a very loud announcement when you've finished.

Nice one! http://homepage.mac.com/oatmeal/MAF/maxes/applause.gif

[motorgypsy]

You won't get upset if your thirteen year old daughter tells you she ate a ham sandwich with the neighbor boy.

[CarolU]

You don't want a cigarette after a ham sandwich.

[Barbwire]

My husband doesn't get mad if I want a ham sandwich so bad that I eat one before he gets home from work and then decline the one he offers me saying, "No thanks, I'm full.

[CarolU]

Hey...your thirteen year old won't come home PREGNANT after a ham sandwich! ROFL!!!

(and neither would your rescue mare!! :rofl )

[DebbieS]

If you've ever had a roast beef sandwich in your life, the ham sandwich won't mind.

[DebbieS]

Poor Bella!! How'd she get into this....she looks so sweet and innocent ;-)

[Monty]

:cooldude Ahhhhhhhhhhhh If you have to ask - ,you may some need counseling :!: :lol:

[Bonnie LR]

Well, let's see--I HAVE fallen asleep after eating a ham sandwich.
When I used to smoke--I wanted a cigarette after eating ANYTHING.

If your priest eats a ham sandwich with you he won't be in serious trouble! No, but your rabbi would be....

As for the differences..

You don't start sex and then decide a bowl of cereal would be better...

I have never had a ham sandwich that was 100% better than the last ham sandwich was...

I actually don't enjoy having ham sandwiches very often....

[Ginger]

Nobody thinks it's gay if two ham sandwiches sit together on the same plate.

Ham sandwiches don't have to be enjoyed in the closet.

A roast beef and turkey sandwich could be enjoyed and the neighbors wouldn't whisper.

Enjoying a ham sandwich with Barb wouldn't give you the clap.

Ham sandwiches, drugs, and rock n' roll doesn't sound good on a T-shirt slogan.

Meh, I got nothin' but a buzz off of Woodford Reserve and TheraFlu. You chickenheads can have this 'un! 8-)

[Ginger]

Paso trainers generally don't want to share ham sandwiches with underage blondes at horse shows (Edit: But their girlfriends/wives/mistresses would STILL probably get upset if they DID).

If I offered to share a ham sandwich with Janet Reno, I'd still probably have to run for it.

A ham sandwich somehow doesn't fit into The Matrix: Reloaded any better than the actual sex scene did (or the rest of the movie, for that matter...).

Watching Shelley and Barb C sharing a ham sandwich wouldn't make me want to pry my eyes out with a hoofpick and pour bleach in the oozing sockets.

[Jane Hurl]

Whoever wound Barbara up, really wound her tight! *grin*

[Ginger]

Completely off-topic, but I just had to share a quote I heard on Next Friday, by Uncle Elroy:

"Ah'm faded n' feelin' X-rated. C'mawn, Sugah, it's Mista Nasty Time!"

[Pasogirlz]

Paso trainers generally don't want to share ham sandwiches with underage blondes at horse shows (Edit: But their girlfriends/wives/mistresses would STILL probably get upset if they DID).

:lol:


A show called "The Ham Sandwich and the City" probably wouldn't do very well.

You don't have to shave your legs to eat a ham sandwich.

If you are seen w/a different ham sandwich every night of the week, ppl won't think badly of you.

[Mellifluous]

You have to use a skillet and some butter to get a hot ham sandwich.

You would not be embarrassed if your parent(s) walked in on you eating a ham sandwich.

You can't join the mile high club if you eat a ham sandwich on a flight.

You don't have to get a ham sandwich "in the mood" before you eat it.

Ham sandwiches don't burn calories.

A ham sandwich won't shrivel up if you put it on ice.

[PasoJoy]

You can eat boiled, smoked, honey, and cappacola ham all in ONE sandwich and no one will think, um, 'less' of you.. 8-)

[RR]

Ham sandwiches don't sweat

Ham sandwiches don't fart in bed and then hold you under the covers

You don't have to worry about ham sandwiches going around and braggin to their friends about......you know how good they are

[Barbwire]

BUMP!

I just reread this thread and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! :rofl

[TrueStepPaso]

OMG, seriously....I am SOOOO glad you bumped this because there are some unbelievably freakin FUNNY comments in here!!! I can't even get over it.......I'm actually going to print this out and show it to some of my friends!!!


Lets see here......

You don't have to go out and buy some sleazy lingerie to spice up your "ham sandwich life".

[Blameitonbrio]

I don't know that this says about me, but this is the funniest thread I have read here!

*You don't have to clear the history on your browser after googling "ham sandwich."

*Parents don't become blithering idiots when kids ask how ham sandwiches are made.

*You don't have to separate the boys and girls in health class to study ham sandwiches.

[Barbwire]

Excellent, Abbie & Jeany, excellent! :lol:

[Blameitonbrio]

How about this one:

You won't need therapy as an adult if you walk in on your parents eating a ham sandwich when you are a kid.

[Blameitonbrio]

Marisa is NOT thinking about a ham sandwich when she rubs her hiney on Mack's stall door.

(Note: Marisa is 3-year-old Paso filly, Mack is 7-year-old and apparently studly TWH gelding)

[CarolU]

Barb, I forgot this thread was here. How on earth did you find it again?
LOL

[Barbwire]

I was searching for some stuff I had written and wanted to save, sort of a "Barbwire's Top 10".

That's when I found this, but won't use it as it belongs to Bob. ;-)

[CarolU]

I don't think you can be allowed to do your own Top 10. I think everyone else has to nominate a Top 10 for you. What kind of 'roast' could we have if you decide when you're funniest???

[SQUEAKS]

Barb

Use for whatever you want to. I posted it for entertainment anyway and it is a compliment to me that someone else has use for it. So have at it. I am going to run it in my paper anyway also.

Bob :roll :D

[Andres V]

Just saw it, and is very funny. How about

not likely you will have to take paternity test 9 months after having ham sandwich.

Noone is ask why you did not call after having ham sandwich.

Last one is daughters, now I have to go ask how she knows this ?? :shock:

[Hacienda Del Sol]

You don't need anitbiotics when you find cheese on your ham sandwich.

[Barbwire]

:roflEXCELLENT!

[TrueStepPaso]

Good lord...these are a riot!!! :lol: :shock: :lol:

[Tami Pinell]

OMG - I just read this thread - you all are a riot and just think, Bob started it....
What a way to eat my lunch....

Well the only thing I can think of is that both sex and ham sandwiches get pretty "stinky" when left in a hot car with the windows up....

Did "I" say that????

[Barbwire]

Tami, Tami, Tami...YOU ROCK!

[TrueStepPaso]

Ham sandwiches don't need to hear things like, "Oooh baby..you're looking HOT tonight..", "I think you're THE ONE..", or the deal-clincher, "I love you" in order to let you eat them.

[Barbwire]

- Since I've been dieting I've had to give up ham sandwiches.

- I've never stayed up all night having cyber ham sandwiches.

- I don't fantasize about eating a ham sandwich with Brad Pitt and having George Clooney walk in and catch us, then insist on having some, too.

[TrueStepPaso]

YES!!! I loved the last two!!! But the visual on the third was priceless! That dang George Clooney...always tryin' to get him some too. :lol: