Barbwire
01-17-2007, 06:22 PM
One winter morning in Michigan a couple was listening to the radio while
eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "we are going to have 8 to
10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side
of the street so the snowplows can get through". Norman's wife went out and
moved her car.
A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said, "we are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get
through". Norman's wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast when the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."
and the electric power went off. Norman's wife was very upset, and with a
worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which
side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, Norman said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time".
eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "we are going to have 8 to
10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side
of the street so the snowplows can get through". Norman's wife went out and
moved her car.
A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said, "we are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowplows can get
through". Norman's wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast when the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."
and the electric power went off. Norman's wife was very upset, and with a
worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which
side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to
blondes exhibit, Norman said, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time".