ASB.Immortality
01-18-2007, 04:36 PM
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father
said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran
back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be
quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered;"Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my
neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I
closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough
when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the
poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my
pant legs and said , Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
" Well, I guess I just panicked................"
said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran
back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be
quiet."
The boy, bless his heart, answered;"Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my
neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I
closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough
when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the
poison oak started itching. But when the two squirrels crawled up my
pant legs and said , Should we eat them here or take them with us?'
" Well, I guess I just panicked................"