Terri
01-19-2007, 05:16 PM
One day in heaven, Saint Peter, Saint Paul and Saint John were standing
around near the horse paddocks watching the horses frolic. "I am
certainly bored," stated John.
"Me too," Paul chimed as Peter stood and watched the horses. "I know!"
Peter began. "Why don't we have a horse show?" Paul andJohn thought that
the idea was great except for one small detail that Paul pointed out
"Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer. "We will call
up Satan and invite him to the horse show. I mean, we have all of the
finest horses here in heaven, all of the World and National Champions
are here. His stable is ridden with the spoiled, difficult and mean
horses. We are certain to win at the show!" And so the trio calls up
Satan on the other realm communication lines and invited him to their
horse show.
Satan laughed and asked why they would want to be humiliated like that,
because he would certainly beat them. Peter, Paul and John did not
understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter asked. "We have all of the
National and World Champion horses in our stable in heaven. How could
you possibly beat us?
Satan paused a moment and then laughed. "Have you forgotten so soon
gentlemen? I have all the judges!"
around near the horse paddocks watching the horses frolic. "I am
certainly bored," stated John.
"Me too," Paul chimed as Peter stood and watched the horses. "I know!"
Peter began. "Why don't we have a horse show?" Paul andJohn thought that
the idea was great except for one small detail that Paul pointed out
"Who are we to compete against, Peter?" Paul asked.
The trio pondered a moment when Peter realized the answer. "We will call
up Satan and invite him to the horse show. I mean, we have all of the
finest horses here in heaven, all of the World and National Champions
are here. His stable is ridden with the spoiled, difficult and mean
horses. We are certain to win at the show!" And so the trio calls up
Satan on the other realm communication lines and invited him to their
horse show.
Satan laughed and asked why they would want to be humiliated like that,
because he would certainly beat them. Peter, Paul and John did not
understand. "What do you mean Satan?" Peter asked. "We have all of the
National and World Champion horses in our stable in heaven. How could
you possibly beat us?
Satan paused a moment and then laughed. "Have you forgotten so soon
gentlemen? I have all the judges!"