Kind of funny

[andrea]

Stuck in the house today. Found this a little amusing.













http://tarlton.law.utexas.edu/dawson/lerlene/lerlene.htm

[Carol Nelson]

Only in Texas....and only in Austin... :lol:
Just another way to "Keep Austin Weird"...it is a very colorful city.
We actually have bumper stickers that read "Keep Austin Weird". :lol:

She's pretty funny!

[CarolU]

Okay...I think I have Lerlene's identity figured out (and she ain't in Austin!)

Dear Lerlene,

I am a single, professional woman who has just moved with my two horses to central Texas. I need to find a horse shoer. What qualities should I look for and how should I find one?

DeDe

Dear DeDe,

The most important quality in a horse shoer is how the guy looks bent over. I like the tall, lanky ones. They are better dancers and look better in their Wranglers. If they carry a change of clothes with them, then you know they are ready to go boot-scootin' after work. It helps if they are single but this may not be readily apparent. Let's face it, you'll have to spend the better part of an afternoon with him so why not make it fun?

Female shoers are fine but then I really want them to be able to shoe a horse.

Finding one is easy. Just place an add in a newspaper as follows:

Female horse owner seeks single, good looking horse shoer. Must be tall, experienced and a good dancer. Needed every 6 weeks. Send recent photo.

[Carol Nelson]

Now why isn't she in Austin??

Actually my farrier is just what she might be looking for...

http://gallery.pethobbyist.com/data/36931DSC00001.JPG

...and he is a hottie!! ;-)
Ex-bronc rider..and tall, lean and lanky with some EXTREMELY nice pockets...hehe...and I AIN'T sharin' him. :lol:

He is married however, with a cute little wife and four rambunctious boys! I love him to death! :D