CarolU
03-15-2007, 03:58 PM
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The South's Gonna Rise Again!
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Harry?" the others asked.
"Harry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Harry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Harry!"
Louisiana
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."
When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because
everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Jon, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!"
Jon replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got his license
number."
Georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make sense to me
neither."
And this from South Carolina
"You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heeard of
nobody retirin' to the North!"
The South's Gonna Rise Again!
Alabama
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Harry?" the others asked.
"Harry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Harry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Harry!"
Louisiana
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
comes, I hope to be in Louisiana."
When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because
everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to
his buddy, "Jon, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking
lot!"
Jon replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got his license
number."
Georgia
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he
turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the front and flares in the back. Hey, it don't make sense to me
neither."
And this from South Carolina
"You can say what you want about the South, but I ain't never heeard of
nobody retirin' to the North!"