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reuben T
04-17-2007, 02:37 AM
Setting? a boarding academy with farm. (private high school)
A new boy from the city arrived. The farm boys conspired. They said, "come to the barn, we'll show you around, we'll teach ya how to milk the cows". They put a cow in the milking stantion against a wall, (There's wide cracks in the wall behind cow and one of the farm boys saunters off, goes around the back side of wall.) One tells the city kid, "you hold the cow's tail like this, and pump it up and down like this," (a strong stream of milk squirts in the pail) City kid tries it but no milk comes, "You're not doing it quiet right, try it like this," (another strong stream hits the pail)
City kid tries again, and finally gets a weak steam of milk to flow, and he gets excited, "I did it!!!" Then they diverts his attention and goes on to show him other things. Never did get around to telling him what was going on. As far as they know, he still thinks you milk a cow by pumping it's tail.


A true story, my neighbor told me about it, happened when he was at the school in the 1970's.

JennLM
04-17-2007, 05:32 AM
Bahahahahaha!! Sounds like something I would pull on someone hehehehe :twisted:

Carol Nelson
04-17-2007, 12:20 PM
Thanks, Reuben...in this violent, chaotic, turned upside down world we live in today, takes me back to a calmer, quieter, sweeter time....
made me smile... :smile:

CarolU
04-17-2007, 01:28 PM
Tsk..tsk...tsk...

Reminds me of my medical days. When inventorying the ambulances, we'd send new EMTs off in search of sterile falopian tubes and board stretchers (to lengthen the back boards). :lol:

Monty
04-17-2007, 01:51 PM
:lmao we had one kid in grade school convinced you got chocolate milk by feeding the cows cocoa!

Barbwire
04-17-2007, 06:08 PM
When my brother got a job at the local hockey rink, they sent him to Motor Vehicle on his first day to get his Zamboni license. He waited in line for over an hour, and when he got to the front desk, they laughed him out of the place. :lol:

Heidi
04-18-2007, 03:10 AM
When my brother got a job at the local hockey rink, they sent him to Motor Vehicle on his first day to get his Zamboni license. He waited in line for over an hour, and when he got to the front desk, they laughed him out of the place. :lol:
:rofl That made me LOL.

I was told chocolate milk comes from the BROWN cows.