CarolU
04-17-2007, 03:00 PM
Mace the Dog
A man has a dog named Mace, which he keeps in the house all the time, because all it does is eat his grass when he lets it out in the yard.
Also, the dog has a favorite tool, his wrench, which he uses all the time, sorta like a big metal doggy toy.
One day the man misplaces the wrench. He is beside himself with anger, unable to find the wrench. He looks every where for it but can't find it.
In the hoopla of looking for the wrench, the dog gets out of the house, eats all his grass and, there, in the middle of the lawn is the man's wrench!
The joyous man starts singing to himself -- "A grazing Mace how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me..."
A man has a dog named Mace, which he keeps in the house all the time, because all it does is eat his grass when he lets it out in the yard.
Also, the dog has a favorite tool, his wrench, which he uses all the time, sorta like a big metal doggy toy.
One day the man misplaces the wrench. He is beside himself with anger, unable to find the wrench. He looks every where for it but can't find it.
In the hoopla of looking for the wrench, the dog gets out of the house, eats all his grass and, there, in the middle of the lawn is the man's wrench!
The joyous man starts singing to himself -- "A grazing Mace how sweet the hound, that saved a wrench for me..."